Fuck you for considering fans a seasonal item, especially in the middle of a fucking heat wave. The season is still summer by the way, and BACK TO SCHOOL ain’t a fucking season. I guess I could have bought one of your shitty mini fridges and stuck my head inside of it while I slept instead of being able to purchase a fan. Had to come up with a new plan after going to two Targets. Took my fat ass to Home Depot and bought the biggest motherfucking industrial style fan they had.