First day of exercise routine.
“There are people who write, but I think they’re quite different from people who must write.” —Harper Lee
I mean, what's so great about the outside world anyway? Just a bunch of people with their dumb dreams and even dumber kids.
I relish seeing guys on Facebook that I went to high school with who are now balding and fat faced.
Luxury dog park: poodles only, no pooping.